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Lana | 28 | she/her | #1 misato katsuragi and trent reznor stan

plumslices:

Giving birth is sooo crazy like . Im not doing tht lol!!

laughingmango:

gabrielagresteofficial:

*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*

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hopefulmisanthrope:

I think we should be able to reset our algorithms on social sites periodically. We’ve all made some scrolling mistakes. I’m not the same person I was when I watched those DIY videos for the worst fashion hacks imaginable. Those shouldn’t be on my permanent record.


acapelladitty:

my gynaecologist, listening to me explain what happened over the phone:

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emahriel:

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I am losing my mind.
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strikeaprose:

Halsin joining our camp to see that the guy who played with the tiefling kids is now a devil, some pasty elf is biting people in their sleep, a githyanki and goth girl are slapfighting, there’s a tiefling on fire, and that wizard just ate a pair of gloves.

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