Giving birth is sooo crazy like . Im not doing tht lol!!
*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*
I think we should be able to reset our algorithms on social sites periodically. We’ve all made some scrolling mistakes. I’m not the same person I was when I watched those DIY videos for the worst fashion hacks imaginable. Those shouldn’t be on my permanent record.
Halsin joining our camp to see that the guy who played with the tiefling kids is now a devil, some pasty elf is biting people in their sleep, a githyanki and goth girl are slapfighting, there’s a tiefling on fire, and that wizard just ate a pair of gloves.








